Grown adult named "Lloyd Thrasher" exactly as well-adjusted as can be expected.

A man charged with killing a dog in January has been sentenced to a year in jail.

Lloyd Thrasher pleaded guilty to killing the Chinese Pug, Garlic, as well as to three charges of possession of stolen property.

The court heard Monday that soon after the dog was reported missing from the owner's car, Thrasher was taken into custody on other charges.

At that point, the police noticed dog fur on the lining of his jacket, as well as blood on his boots and gloves.

Woman cuts off Mozammel Haq Mazi's penis because he tried to rape her.

A police spokesman told the BBC Ms Begum fought back against her accused attacker, and cut off his penis.

She then placed the penis in a small plastic bag, and took it to the local police station as evidence of the alleged assault.

"She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape," the spokesman said.

"It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

The reason she cut his dick off is either because he tried to rape her, or because he was cheating with her, and then told her he was loyal to his wife and kids.

Yahoo

Conservative politician George Lepp's cell phone used to send penis pictures to Twitter

The Ontario Progressive Conservatives are denying a media report that a candidate took a phone picture of his privates that was later tweeted from his account.

Alan Sakach says George Lepp's BlackBerry was stolen Saturday night and that he only found out Sunday morning after a tweet was posted with a link to a pornographic picture.

Sakach says Lepp has no idea where the picture came from, and is extremely upset that something was tweeted in his name.

To be fair to the man, he was outsmarted by grown adults who worship cartoons.

CBC